3D Movies are GAY
3D movies are gay. There I said it.
They don’t even enhance the move THAT much and I need to wear those homosexual glasses everytime I do decide to watch one.
3D movies use to be a rarity. They use to come out every few years where everyone use to get excited by some effects popping out of the screen and little kids had something to talk about.
Now since Avatar, every movie out there seems to be 3D. On a side note, Avatar was pretty crap as well. I mean after spending a billion dollars on making hardcore visual effects and creating a completely fictional world - they couldn’t invest some decent time and money on the story itself. When that aussie bloke goes to the alien bird - “I see you” and she comes back with the deep and meaningful reply “I see you” - I cringed like a scrunched up piece of paper. Refer below for visualisation:
AND I could have watched the movie in 2D.
AND I got more enjoyment watching Hurt Locker. Which screwed over Avatar at the Oscars. This is funny and ironic at the same time in so many ways.
The only visual effects that they seem to have in these movies are so crap its not even remotely worth wearing those glasses for 2-3 hours at a time. All that seems to happen is that a spec of dust will feel like 3D, or a ray of light or someone walking away from the camera starting before the camera…GAY GAY GAY.
And to make it worse, they have started introducing these GAY 3D TV’s. The only thing that makes them better is the fact you don’t need to wear those glasses. When they start introducing that technology into the theaters, then we’re getting somewhere at least.
I like watching in 2D. Thats what TV is for. A 2D escape. If I wanted a 3D escape, I’d walk outside and do stuff.
2 years ago